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B6 THE ASTORIAN • THuRSdAy, July 25, 2019 FRANK AND ERNEST TOMORROW’S HOROSCOPE FRIDAY, JULY 26, 2019 ARIES (March 21-April 19). No one is the same person after a week of living. The changes may be subtle, but subtleties add up. No matter how long or thor- oughly you know a person, you still have to do updates. TAURUS (April 20-May 20). If you’re not a professional sto- ryteller, a story doesn’t have to have an ending to be worth tell- ing. In fact, your friends and fans want the play-by-play. They want to be in on it and waiting along with you to see what happens. GEMINI (May 21-June 21). When people are in your territo- ry, you can’t totally relax. It’s not a problem if you’re supposed to be alert, as is the case at work or in a certain social context. But everyone needs a place to totally unwind. Claim your space. CANCER (June 22-July 22). Thinking there is only one right answer, person, way of doing things, etc., is a great way to put too much pressure on the situation and watch it eventually implode. Open it up. There are many right options. LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). Wish lists are fun. Go on and make yours. Then expand it to include every requirement you have of life. You’ll find that some of these are a bit much, but realizing this lets you laugh at yourself, let go and heal a little. VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). You’re not one to keep tabs on every little interaction, but you do have a good general sense of when you’re helping someone and when the person is helping you. It helps you maintain a healthy, pleasant social balance. LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). Even though at times you’ve felt like a pawn in someone else’s game of life, you’ve always been a royal in your own. And you can keep it that way even while serving someone today. SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21). Don’t wait for a storm warning to create your emotional shelter. Protection is part of every beauti- ful life. The same storms capable of terrible destruction are things of majesty to those watching from the safety of shelter. SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21). You’ve been known to leave your heart with various people in various places. Like a smart- phone, your heart has a decent location system. If necessary, you can locate and promptly retrieve it. CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19). Justice wins in the end, right? You want to believe this, and yet it would be wrong to relax in good faith that life does, too. As a crusader for justice, it’s your responsibility to guide it along. AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18). Stars favor you slipping into proj- ect management mode. Write down all that needs doing. Sort it. Then schedule it. The happi- est part of your day will be the moment right after this planning session. THATABABY PHOEBE AND HER UNICORN LOLA PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20). Your story isn’t a static piece of history. Like all of history, the tales get rewritten as distance and context evolve. Whichever way you frame your past, others will see it the same way you do. FRIDAY’S BIRTHDAY (July 26). Your charisma is contagious, your laughter infectious, and this solar journey’s theme is the fun that happens wherever you go. You connect with people on the most random and seemingly small things, but it turns into something more. Don’t rush to make goals. Research; play; and relax until you feel moved to act. Gemini and Aquarius adore you. Your lucky numbers are: 4, 30, 50, 12 and 7. SIX CHIX MUTTS BABY BLUES ZITS